two immortals walk into a bar

[eonflamewing]

Come, all ye immortals... You walk into a bar. Maybe you were given a ticket by a fellow passing immortal, or had the prescience to obtain one yourself - whichever it is, the well-polished key will take you to an establishment that operates outside the confinements of spacetime. A bar exclusively for immortals, whether you were born this way or attained it as a mortal being. Gods, demons, vampires - no matter what you are, you are welcome here. It serves a myraid of drinks and snacks catered to the tastes of every world, so it's easy to find something palatable (even including human souls, if that's your preferred food). A corridor leads down the lounge to a variety of other rooms. Opening a door would transform it into a pool room, a singing room, or perhaps a quiet place for meditation. The establishment responds to the will of its patrons - as long as you behave, you will be allowed to stay here for as long as you like. Come in and take a seat. Maybe there's someone looking for you. [ this meme is for nonhuman characters who have lifespans longer than humans. OU, AU, OC, whichever goes! ]

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[hoasen]

[YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF TOO BIG. A small Russia! Or at least, she thinks it's Russia, but she's sure his name would be different if he was of a time past.

Cute...]

These palm trees, do you not think they're big? Especially the coconuts. [She's noting his clothes, it's nothing as thick as Russia once wore. Wonder why?] The coconuts look very dangerous, but they probably have a lot of juice for us.

[muscovy]

[At least the scarf is still in place, looking ratty and tattered but clean - he's doing his best to take good care of it.]

Then you just have to be more careful when you harvest them, yes?

[Going by that tone of voice, it's definitely Russia.]

But they are nice trees, because you'll be able to feed more people with them.