two immortals walk into a bar

[eonflamewing]

Come, all ye immortals... You walk into a bar. Maybe you were given a ticket by a fellow passing immortal, or had the prescience to obtain one yourself - whichever it is, the well-polished key will take you to an establishment that operates outside the confinements of spacetime. A bar exclusively for immortals, whether you were born this way or attained it as a mortal being. Gods, demons, vampires - no matter what you are, you are welcome here. It serves a myraid of drinks and snacks catered to the tastes of every world, so it's easy to find something palatable (even including human souls, if that's your preferred food). A corridor leads down the lounge to a variety of other rooms. Opening a door would transform it into a pool room, a singing room, or perhaps a quiet place for meditation. The establishment responds to the will of its patrons - as long as you behave, you will be allowed to stay here for as long as you like. Come in and take a seat. Maybe there's someone looking for you. [ this meme is for nonhuman characters who have lifespans longer than humans. OU, AU, OC, whichever goes! ]

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[hoasen]

[SCREAMS. Except she's not screaming, but she sure is coming up to scoop him up from the floor.]

A-are you okay?!

[guidances]

[ Merlin is waaaay too wasted to realise what's happening, so he lets himself get scooped up from the floor. ]

Ah... a maiden. A fair maiden.

[hoasen]

[Um, guess that's what she is, but she'll just lift him up now to put his head on her lap. Also because she can see the couch from over here, and they need to get him there. After permission, of course.]

A fair...? Oh! I am...a "maiden", I suppose. I will carry you over to the couch to lie down now, okay?

[guidances]

[ He wobbles as he gets to the couch, looking very much still drunk. Merlin's definitely worse for wear but he manages. Once he manages to get his ass on the seat, he takes another swig from the bottle in his hand. ]

Thank you fair maiden! As thanks for your... your assistance, I Merlin shall bestow you a gift!

[ Merlin waves his hand and a bunch of butterfly shaped sparks appear from it. Viet now gets... something. I leave it to your discretion what it is. ]

[hoasen]

[Giant knockers. That's what he gave her. NO I'M KIDDING.

And she really should stop him from drinking, nevertheless, so she pushes down his bottle after his next swig.]

Merlin? [WAIT, HE'S MERLIN? HE'S--CASTING MAGIC? It looked so beautiful at first, a sparkling stream of magic until she sees...

...a cosplay? It says Magi☆Mari on the plastic wrapping.]

[guidances]

[ inside is this costume. she should really take it out and yell at him. ]

[hoasen]

[SHE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HIM--

...She took it out and is going to yell at him.]

Merlin, what...is this? What does it cover?