two immortals walk into a bar

[eonflamewing]

Come, all ye immortals... You walk into a bar. Maybe you were given a ticket by a fellow passing immortal, or had the prescience to obtain one yourself - whichever it is, the well-polished key will take you to an establishment that operates outside the confinements of spacetime. A bar exclusively for immortals, whether you were born this way or attained it as a mortal being. Gods, demons, vampires - no matter what you are, you are welcome here. It serves a myraid of drinks and snacks catered to the tastes of every world, so it's easy to find something palatable (even including human souls, if that's your preferred food). A corridor leads down the lounge to a variety of other rooms. Opening a door would transform it into a pool room, a singing room, or perhaps a quiet place for meditation. The establishment responds to the will of its patrons - as long as you behave, you will be allowed to stay here for as long as you like. Come in and take a seat. Maybe there's someone looking for you. [ this meme is for nonhuman characters who have lifespans longer than humans. OU, AU, OC, whichever goes! ]

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[bythewaves]

[ He laughs outright at that ]

Lord Tulkas would agree with you there - he's always been larger than life, occasionally quite literally. But usually if they take physical form it's for our convenience, so they tend to be more or less us-shaped and sized.

[ He blinks and flushes ]

You are kind to say so.

[inspiredvoice]

Well yes, obviously. I mean other shapes are very possible, but that's how you end up with centaurs and such.

And to correct you, I'm not being kind, I'm being accusatory.

[The most light and accusing of accusations it seems. Like it doesn't much matter, but she pursues so it apparently does.]

Why are you hiding?

[bythewaves]

Accusatory?

[ He blinks at her and flinches a little ]

I... it is better if I remain apart.

[inspiredvoice]

Ahhhh.

[It all makes sense now, clearly. She makes a circular motion at him, with a finger.]

Self-flagellation. If no one comes over, it's only what you deserve. If someone does, they're being kind.

Well! I can tell you that I am not kind. Ask anyone, I am not the kind one. I am intrigued. That soul full of sorrow. That golden voice. And you're kind of pretty, too.

[bythewaves]

[ She's right and the flush reaches his cheeks from his ears, as he looks away ]

My lady is, of course, correct.

[ He says softly ]

It is... only right. And you are kind, even if you don't think so, to tell me so.