two immortals walk into a bar

[eonflamewing]

Come, all ye immortals... You walk into a bar. Maybe you were given a ticket by a fellow passing immortal, or had the prescience to obtain one yourself - whichever it is, the well-polished key will take you to an establishment that operates outside the confinements of spacetime. A bar exclusively for immortals, whether you were born this way or attained it as a mortal being. Gods, demons, vampires - no matter what you are, you are welcome here. It serves a myraid of drinks and snacks catered to the tastes of every world, so it's easy to find something palatable (even including human souls, if that's your preferred food). A corridor leads down the lounge to a variety of other rooms. Opening a door would transform it into a pool room, a singing room, or perhaps a quiet place for meditation. The establishment responds to the will of its patrons - as long as you behave, you will be allowed to stay here for as long as you like. Come in and take a seat. Maybe there's someone looking for you. [ this meme is for nonhuman characters who have lifespans longer than humans. OU, AU, OC, whichever goes! ]

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[hoasen]

[SCREAMS. She's actually screaming because she points immediately--]

WATCH OUT. THAT COCONUT IS OUT TO KILL.

[eldain]

[ There's a terrifying second or two while Ain turns around and stares at the impending doom about to hit his face, then he demanifests into a ball of light just as the coconut passes the space where he had once occupied.

It rolls away from point of impact and towards the water. Ain in spirit form shoots away at high speed from the fruit, ending up several stories up in the air before he turns around and pops back into existence a polite distance away from Vietnam. ]

That fruit was highly offensive. [ To his everything. ] I must thank you for the warning.