come at me bros.
1. So I need someone to draw/photograph/interview for an assignment, and it's going to be you.
2. I bumped into you and absolutely just destroyed whatever delicate masterpiece you had in your hands.
3. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat.
4. It’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here.
5. It’s 3 am and I’m still studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost. Help.
6. I found your USB drive still in the computer
7. You’re the only one who actually responded to the desperate message I sent to the whole class about needing the notes.
8. I heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider .
9. I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.
10. Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cat’s head.
11. We were both skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now were hiding in a cramped stall.
12. You keep messing up this titration and if i see this solution go bright bloody purple one more time i will beat you with the measuring cylinder.
13. We have to eat each other’s cooking in Home Economics class, but you’re a terrible cook…
14. We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class while holding buckets full of water.